Little Laptop Lost

It was bound to happen but the very first one? Stolen, I mean lost. We were trying a new service, letting patrons check out laptops. I guess you can see where this is going. $50 every day it's overdue or $1500 for the laptop. We're at six days and counting.
Either the person moved out of state or this is definitely a dumb criminal moment. Yes, we do require picture ID and proof of a current address when you get a library card. We also require additional ID to check out a laptop. I don't suspect they'd be that hard to track down. That's him, officer, lower right hand side. I always knew there was something funny about that guy and his buddy too.