Never Bring a Spare Pair of Underwear to Work

The kidlets are out of town so my hubby and I spent a night on the town. We thoroughly enjoyed ourselves.
The next day, I went to work with a smile and a headache. We had a sub at work. She came down with a vicious headache herself and asked if we had any aspirin. I had brought along my Aleve, so, I offered her some. I went to my locker, opened up my backpack to retrieve the medicine and found, to my utter mortification, my underwear in the bottom of the bag right next to the Aleve. I can only hope her migrane affected her vision.