Wednesday, January 7, 2009

proud to be an american


Thanks, Jon Quinionas. You've succeeded in adding a whole new layer to the Ugly American personae. We watched "What Would You Do?" on 20/20. ABC hired actors to portray the Ugly American in Paris. Imagine if you will, the King of Queens in gay Paris.

The Coup de Gras was when Jon came out, trailed by an interpreter, sound tech, and cameraman, shoved a giant microphone in the diner's face and introduced himself. Suprise! This is all a set up. We're really not like that at all.
Classy.

"Bonnie" you needed to apologize. I hope they paid you lots of filthy lucre for your soul. Think of all the Parisians they didn't catch to explain what was going on. Well, on second thought, perhaps that's for the best.

George Bush you can be proud. You know you've made it into the history books when someone compares you to Hitler.

I think we'll skip that vacation in Paris this year.

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