Bloody Mary

A moment of Ewww brought to you by the month of October. Imagine, if you will, a sweet little elderly woman, we'll call her Mary, returning her stack of library books.

"Oh, dear, I seem to be bleeding. Do you have a band-aid? This getting old really stinks. Your skin just gets thinner and thinner."

After numerous paper towels and a band-aid, Mary was on her way. It was only after she left that we noticed the blood on the books. I think that might be a health code violation.

But, not to worry, the books are out of circulation - pardon the pun.