Code Name: The Bearded Man

Queenie called the library today.
"This is Queenie. I need to talk to the bearded man on the computers."

I responded with the appropriate code phrase.
"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains."

Okay, I didn't really but who calls the library, expects to be known and demands to speak to the bearded man on the computer? She was lucky there was only one bearded man. He was not so fortunate. I would recommend he shave the beard.