Flu Fighters

"I have a bunch of fines I need to pay. The kids have had the flu and this is the first chance I've had to get over here."

She proffers me the Germ Delivery Device- her library card. I try not to cringe as I take the card. Too bad I left my haz mat suit in the locker. I wonder how long I can hold my breath?

As soon as the coast is clear, I casually make my way to the gallon size pump of salvation. Thank you, Germ-X. I breathe easier just knowing you're here.